Not Every Spyware Tale Ends Like This

Yesterday I was out with my boys, and I came as close to pure devastation and annihilation as I have ever come, so much so that I was kind of concerned there for a bit. I had just opened up my new laptop, and was getting ready to present my unforgettable sales presentation in preparation for a sales speech I was going to give at this giant convention the very next day. My computer, however, was absolutely frozen, as if I’d downloaded some ghastly spyware or something. Suddenly, I shrieked like a school girl who’s just found her lunch box filled with hungry cockroaches. Several people ran up to see what all the hullabaloo was about. What you need is some good spyware adware removal software, the pleasant voice said to me. I almost cried in bliss at the thought of my most horrible problem being so quickly and effortlessly solved, I thanked him, and he left.